I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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