butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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