Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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