You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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