11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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