just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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