drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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