that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
