Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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