turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
tell me about the fingering
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