i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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