Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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