she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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