i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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