nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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