Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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