This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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