Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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