The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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