My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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