I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
