all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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