i don't plan on having that self control this summer
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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