Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I had to cum in my sink.
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