There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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