Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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