As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I skipped work to stalk him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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