I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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