Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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