she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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