There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Boobs are out for the taking
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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