I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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