she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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