I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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