I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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