There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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