it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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