He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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