what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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