So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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