Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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