Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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