idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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