taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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