sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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