Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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