You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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