1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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