we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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