D3 body, D1 cock
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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