I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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