It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
