South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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