If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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