he thought i was a dude.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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