a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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