that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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