Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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